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Sooner or Later Despair Leads to a Bad House Design (HOOK’EM HORNS!!!)
This blog post humorously connects the outcome of the Red River Rivalry football game to poor architectural and interior design choices, specifically within the state of Oklahoma. The author, Mimi Perez, begins by playfully addressing Oklahoma fans after a recent loss to the University of Texas, emphasizing the rivalry with repeated exclamations of "HOOK’EM HORNS!!!" The core premise of the article is a satirical theory suggesting that the profound despair experienced by Oklahoma fans following a loss to UT can lead them to believe they are capable of anything, including designing homes, which inevitably results in disastrous and aesthetically unpleasing architectural outcomes. This theory is presented as a cautionary tale to prevent further emotional distress.
The article then presents a specific house located in Ponca City, Oklahoma, as a prime example of this phenomenon. The author claims this 4,200-square-foot home, with four bedrooms and four bathrooms, was designed during a four-year winning streak for UT in the Red River Rivalry. The design is attributed to an Oklahoma fan's tears and desperation, metaphorically driving "120 mph on North Central Expressway" after a game loss. Several architectural and interior design elements of the house are critiqued with a humorous and sarcastic tone, all while reiterating the "HOOK’EM HORNS!!!" chant.
The critiques begin with the overall structure, described as appearing crooked, which is sarcastically presented as an inherent design flaw rather than a photographic anomaly. The living room's design is similarly attributed to a team's losing streak, suggesting that despair directly influenced its layout and aesthetic. A window, specifically, is singled out for resembling "candy corn," an item humorously dismissed as "the loser of all Halloween candy," further tying the design choices to a sense of defeat.
Moving to the kitchen, the author describes it as a "cave-like area" where one might retreat to find comfort food after a loss. The wallpaper in the kitchen is particularly highlighted as an "outward expression of the pain they felt when they lost yet again to UT." This continuous linkage between the football rivalry's outcome and the home's design is the central comedic device. The article concludes by inviting readers to view more photos of this "iconic home" in Ponca City, reinforcing the idea that the design is a direct consequence of the Red River Rivalry's emotional toll on Oklahoma fans. The commentary from readers further engages with the article's playful criticism of the house's design, with one comment jokingly referring to a part of the house as the "Hall of Doom."
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