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We Need To Talk About These Interior Design Trends In Celebrity Bathrooms, Because They're Out Of Control
This blog post undertakes an extensive and subjective ranking of 133 celebrity bathrooms featured in Architectural Digest's "Open Door" video series. The author's primary criterion for evaluation is a humorous yet practical question: "Would I poop in here?" The ranking also considers aspects such as style, ambiance, privacy, and overall functionality, revealing a wide spectrum of design choices from elegantly appealing to surprisingly uninviting.
The article begins by acknowledging the often-superficial nature of celebrity home tours, where rooms are frequently presented with unnecessary explanations. However, the bathroom, a universally understood space, typically requires no such guidance. The author emphasizes the bathroom's significance as a personal sanctuary and a place of natural necessity, referencing the popular children's book "Everyone Poops." This sets the tone for a candid and often comical assessment.
The ranking starts with the "crème de la crème," highlighting bathrooms that are deemed ideal for their comfort, style, and privacy. Bryce Dallas Howard's guest bath, with its inviting patterns, and Daveed Diggs and Emmy Raver-Lampman's powder room, celebrated for its unique Bay Area-themed wallpaper, are among the top contenders. Jennifer Aniston's primary bath is praised for creating the "illusion of camping" with modern amenities, while Rita Ora's attic bathroom is noted for its spaciousness, brightness, and privacy. Vanessa Hudgens's warm and inviting powder room and Meg Ryan's clean and bright primary bath also receive high marks for their appealing aesthetics.
Moving down the list, the article delves into bathrooms that are considered "nice, but nothing special." This section includes spaces that are functional and pleasant but lack a distinctive charm or exceptional design. Examples here include Liv Tyler's guest bath, appreciated for its relatability, and Hilary Duff's son's bathroom, which is well-decorated with appealing tiles. The author often injects personal observations and playful critiques, such as questioning towel placement or the practicality of certain design elements. Bathrooms in this category are generally acceptable for their intended purpose, but do not elicit strong positive reactions from the author.
Further along, the ranking explores bathrooms categorized as "extremely dark, all marble, and/or needlessly large." These spaces often present design flaws that detract from their comfort or functionality. Issues such as excessive echoing due to marble surfaces, lack of natural light, or impractical glass doors that compromise privacy are frequently cited. Despite these drawbacks, many of these bathrooms are still considered usable, albeit with some reservations. The author’s humorous internal monologue continues, pondering the motivations behind some of these design choices.
The final section, dubbed "the truly irredeemable bathrooms straight out of my nightmares," features the least favorable designs. These bathrooms are criticized for their overwhelming and anxiety-inducing aesthetics, poor lighting, or peculiar elements that make them uncomfortable or even unsettling. Examples include Emma Chamberlain's "wild and crazy" party bathroom, G-Eazy's cave-like "dimly lit" spaces, and Kris Jenner's perpetually dark powder room. The author expresses strong disapproval of trends like dark bathrooms and doorless showers, advocating for practical and bright spaces. Some celebrity bathrooms are critiqued for historical insensitivity, impractical cold surfaces, or unsettling decor choices, leading to conclusions ranging from reluctance to outright refusal to use them.
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