
Roof repair achieved amid gregarious gang of goats
The article recounts a homeowner's unexpected challenge of repairing a barn roof, complicated by the lively presence of his three pygmy goats: Peanut, Angel, and Clover. The narrative begins with the author’s Saturday morning goat-feeding routine, which unexpectedly leads to the discovery of a leak in the barn ceiling. A 'tiny, but concentrated and ominous shaft of light' piercing through the roof signals the need for immediate repair. The author describes the initial realization of the problem while refilling the goats' water trough and his comical interaction with Peanut, who, oblivious to the structural issue, attempts to engage in playful head-butting.
The repair process quickly escalates beyond a simple shingle replacement. After gathering tools and setting up ladders, the goats seize the opportunity presented by an open gate to escape their enclosure. They are particularly drawn to leftover soybeans from a recent harvest, adding another layer of chaos to the situation. Peanut further contributes to the disarray by knocking over the author's toolbox, much to the apparent delight of Angel and Clover, who bleat in approval. The author notes that the initial plan to simply replace missing shingles was thwarted by the discovery of significant wood rot, indicating a long-standing leak.
The scope of the repair expands, requiring more than just a quick fix. The author first addresses access issues by cutting down large, overhanging tree branches, which inadvertently provides the goats with a new source of leaves, temporarily distracting them. This momentary peace allows him to bring shingles up the ladder. However, upon closer inspection, he realizes that the underlying wood structure around the leak is completely deteriorated. This discovery suggests a more extensive repair is needed than initially anticipated, transforming what was expected to be a short task into a full weekend project.
Despite the growing challenges and the looming prospect of a 'lost weekend,' the author finds solace in the company of his boisterous goats. He describes their 'rambunctious and affectionate' nature, their constant bleating and frolicking, and their continuous attempts at escape as a 'good antidote for melancholy.' He even humorously considers the possibility that Peanut's head-butting of the ladder might have been an attempt to 'kill me,' though he dismisses the thought. The repair necessitates multiple trips to the hardware store, several more goat escapes, and numerous ascents up the ladder.
Ultimately, after a laborious weekend, the roof is successfully repaired and made 'tight and set,' hopefully securing the barn for the upcoming winter. The author and Peanut celebrate the completion of the project with another round of their characteristic head-butting ritual, with the author generously allowing Peanut to win a few rounds. The article concludes with the author reflecting on the experience, highlighting the unexpected joys and challenges of goat ownership and home maintenance. The story is penned by Steve Stephens, the Dispatch Home writer, who invites readers to connect with him via email or Twitter.
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